Watching Les Miserables
*song starts*
Me: *gasp* I love this song!
Mom: you say that every song.
Me: No. I didn’t say it during “Suddenly.”
my uncle and aunt were arguing over who had to drive home then we heard my aunt say “babe look” and she started chugging a bottle of wine
im the aunt
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a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows
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